Do you want to $%&# a snowman?
There’s a 20-year-old guy named Cody Meader from St. Petersburg, Florida. And on Tuesday afternoon, he went to Target and . . . um . . .
Cody took a large stuffed doll of Olaf the snowman from “Frozen” . . . laid it on the ground . . . and DRY HUMPED it. And he kept going until his sexual experience was completed. Yes, that means what you think it means.
But apparently he had a quick recharge period, because he headed right for a large stuffed unicorn and started getting-it-on with THAT, too.
The cops showed up before that session ended though, and he was arrested for criminal mischief.
Target says it removed the two stuffed animals from the floor and destroyed them.