Stu
- Just in case you haven't gotten to know him in the last 35 years:
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Everything You Need to Know About Stu
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He's been here forever - as in 35 years this September. In fact, Stu claims to have invented the phrase "KCAL Rocks!"
- Stu's old. Really old. In fact, he's been an eyewitness to every major historical event. Ever.
- He's not just old, he's a Grandpa.
- As Grandpas go, Stu's also a grumpy old man.
- Even for us, he's a drunk. (KCAL nickname for Stu: ODB - as in Old Drunk Bastard)
- He's a beer connoisseur. (Of course, he'll drink anything, including beer out of the toilet.)
- We think he's still high most of the time, but he swears he was only a stoner "in a different time". (Yeah - like yesterday.)
- His teams: Dodgers, Steelers, Lakers
- He's our resident soul child, closet hippy, or whatever you call a 60's throwback.
- Stu is the drummer of a garage band you'll never see.
- He's our resident curmudgeon.
- We call Stu our musical naysayer. If everyone else loves it, Stu will probably find a reason to hate it.
- His body is failing. Stu is, in fact, toothless. (Stay tuned, and you'll hear him lose the dentures.)
- His eyesight sucks too, and he keeps refusing to get new glasses.
- Stu is the most PW'ed guy on Earth.
- On the other hand, we're pretty sure he's banging Tiff's Mom, Hurricane Becky.
- His wife Lovey probably doesn't mind. After all, when she's not flying the friendly skies as a sky muffin flight attendant, she likes to spend quality time with her favorite pilot, Captain Creepy.
- Stu is the owner of the world's largest nose.
- He's also a retired cyclist.
- In spite of all this, Stu is allowed to coach a girls softball team.
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