“You’ve got to be freakin’ kidding me.” Those are the exact words that came out of my mouth when I saw this video. Well, I may have substituted another word for “freakin”, but we’ll keep it PG for now. The Bieber brat is actually calling out Tom Brady of the New England Patriots for stealing his hair style. Yes, we’re talking about that ridiculous fashion disaster that caused him to be mistaken for a 30 something lesbian woman. This creates quite a dilemma for me. How do you choose sides in this epic battle CNN is calling “Breaking News”? I’ll admit that Brady is a talented athlete, but he’s also a giant douche. Bieber makes me want to jab sharp objects into both ears. I think I’ll just go back to damaging my hearing with extremely loud Zeppelin records and pretend this whole thing never happened.
P.S. Shame on you CNN for calling this “news”