Charlie Sheen â€“ apparently this is a new drug. Whatever the â€œgnarly warlockâ€ happens to be on at any given moment.
Example: “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
Winning â€“Charlieâ€™s life philosophy.
Example: â€œWinning, anyone?â€ â€œDuh, winning!â€
Bi-winning â€“ see above.
Example: â€œIâ€™m not bi-polar, Iâ€™m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.â€
Riding the mercury surfboard â€“ a magical Charlie Sheen vehicle that allows him to travel through the universe unscathed.
Example: “It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”
Rock star from Mars â€“this is Charlieâ€™s alter ego. It was given to him by aliens from other worlds, which Sheen and his goddesses visited, curing entire populations of their afflictions through â€œwinning.â€
Rumor: Charlie embarks on the â€œBitchinâ€™ Rock Star From Mars Tourâ€ with other â€œwinnersâ€ such as Axl Rose.
Wearing a golden sombrero â€“ a veiled reference to divorce perhaps. Linguistic experts are still trying to figure this one out. Perhaps the opposite of a â€œhat trick?â€
Example: â€œI tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer — I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”
Tiger blood â€“ Sheenâ€™s secret weapon to longevity.
Example: â€œAA was written for normal people. People that donâ€™t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,â€ â€œI survived drug addiction because I’m me. I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.â€
Sober Valley Lodge â€“ the ironicly named castle he shares with his two â€œgoddesses.â€ The home also apparently helped him cure himself â€œwith the power of my mind.â€
History: â€œWe couldnâ€™t really call it rehab because we didnâ€™t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management center that we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge. â€¦ Its primary client achieved radical success.â€
Boom â€“ Sheen-created punctuation used to end a particularly stunning statement.
Example: â€œYou have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. Thatâ€™s the whole movie. Thatâ€™sÂ life.â€ â€œMy ex-wife Denise Richards shows up looking the way she does. â€¦ Wow! Everybodyâ€™s winning. Boom!â€ â€œWhite gold? Boom!â€
Buh-bye â€“ Charlie uses this phrase when heâ€™s done talking to you.
Example: â€œThat’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,â€ â€œOh wait, canâ€™t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.â€