Charlie Sheen Ă˘â‚¬â€ś apparently this is a new drug. Whatever the Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“gnarly warlockĂ˘â‚¬Âť happens to be on at any given moment.
Example: “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
Winning Ă˘â‚¬â€śCharlieĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s life philosophy.
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“Winning, anyone?Ă˘â‚¬Âť Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“Duh, winning!Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Bi-winning Ă˘â‚¬â€ś see above.
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“IĂ˘â‚¬â„˘m not bi-polar, IĂ˘â‚¬â„˘m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Riding the mercury surfboard Ă˘â‚¬â€ś a magical Charlie Sheen vehicle that allows him to travel through the universe unscathed.
Example: “It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”
Rock star from Mars Ă˘â‚¬â€śthis is CharlieĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s alter ego. It was given to him by aliens from other worlds, which Sheen and his goddesses visited, curing entire populations of their afflictions through Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“winning.Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Rumor: Charlie embarks on the Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“BitchinĂ˘â‚¬â„˘ Rock Star From Mars TourĂ˘â‚¬Âť with other Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“winnersĂ˘â‚¬Âť such as Axl Rose.
Wearing a golden sombrero Ă˘â‚¬â€ś a veiled reference to divorce perhaps. Linguistic experts are still trying to figure this one out. Perhaps the opposite of a Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“hat trick?Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer — I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”
Tiger blood Ă˘â‚¬â€ś SheenĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s secret weapon to longevity.
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“AA was written for normal people. People that donĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,Ă˘â‚¬Âť Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“I survived drug addiction because I’m me. I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Sober Valley Lodge Ă˘â‚¬â€ś the ironicly named castle he shares with his two Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“goddesses.Ă˘â‚¬Âť The home also apparently helped him cure himself Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“with the power of my mind.Ă˘â‚¬Âť
History: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“We couldnĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t really call it rehab because we didnĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management center that we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge. Ă˘â‚¬Â¦ Its primary client achieved radical success.Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Boom Ă˘â‚¬â€ś Sheen-created punctuation used to end a particularly stunning statement.
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. ThatĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s the whole movie. ThatĂ˘â‚¬â„˘sĂ‚Â life.Ă˘â‚¬Âť Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“My ex-wife Denise Richards shows up looking the way she does. Ă˘â‚¬Â¦ Wow! EverybodyĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s winning. Boom!Ă˘â‚¬Âť Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“White gold? Boom!Ă˘â‚¬Âť
Buh-bye Ă˘â‚¬â€ś Charlie uses this phrase when heĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s done talking to you.
Example: Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“That’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,Ă˘â‚¬Âť Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“Oh wait, canĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.Ă˘â‚¬Âť