Boob Camp 2010 happens all week in the KCAL parking lot in Redlands between 7 and 8am. After Wednesday, we’re down to six raw-cruits battling it out to score a new rack from Dr. Troy Andreasen at Inland Breast & Body.
Tomorrow is the day for our infamous Beer Slip ‘n Slide.
Boob Camp 2010 is your chance to be the bust you can be! If you don’t know the drill by now, every day this week, we’ll be in the KCAL parking lot in Redlands between 7am and 8am, as Stu, Tiffany & Jimbo drill our raw-cruits mercilessly in order to find a fitting Boob Camp champion.
For Wednesday’s fun, we decided to try something different. Jimbo figures that once you get big boobs, it’s just a matter of time before you wind up on a stripper pole. We decided to bring in our own special “pole”, the beanpole that is Intern Creepy – all 6’2″ and 130 pounds of him.
How Creepy is Creepy? This is his reaction to Erica’s demonstration dance.
We’re sure this is exactly how you’d react if Erica was on her knees and giving you that special loving look.
Kristy was pretty creeped out by Creepy at first…
…but not for long.
Can you just feel the love?
Another fun addition to Boob Camp: comedian Bruce Jingles and the Twin Towers of Comedy, Cory & Chad.
Belva is so innocent.
Yeah…sure she is.
Poor Creepy – he could barely stand the excitement.
Belva, on the other hand can definitely stand a blast from the mayonnaise cannon.
Look – she’s glowing!
Like we said – Belva? Innocent? Hahahahahahahahaha.
Rachael with two a’s, has been around a stripper pole.
Creepy hasn’t been around anyone like Rachael.
Did our boy just become a man?
Rachel looks great…
…unless you’re Creepy, who can’t bear to look. (Remember, he’s Creepy.)
Hold on. He’s almost having fun!
Maybe he’s not as Creepy as week think.
Or, as Suzette finds out, he probably is as Creepy as we think.
Just what you’re supposed to do with a beautiful woman – shake hands.
Suzette, on the other hand, enjoys the Shake Weight…and the mayonnaise cannon.
Maybe Esmeralda could find the way to Creepy’s heart.
But probably not.
Nice try, Esmeralda.
For the second time in two days, we had to bid adieu to a raw-cruit due to activities away from the playing field. Jessica Rabbit was a very naughty girl in Utah and has to be there Thursday thanks to a ticket or two. Nobody swallows (meat)balls like Jessica, and even her former competitors will miss her.
We’ll also miss Raw-cruit Tatiana, who had a great run but just missed the Final Six.
Remember that Thursday is the most legendary day of Boob Camp when the final six raw-cruits put on their bikinis and hit the Beer Slip ‘n Slide. You don’t want to miss it! Bruce Jingles will be looking forward to it.
And the final six raw-cruits will be looking for you.
Photos by Arpi Szasz and Grant Bickham.
August 25, 2010 at 10:00 am | Events | No comment