-Madonna says that she’s going to “give it her all” at the Super Bowl.  Uh oh, looks like someone’s gonna break a hip.

-Rapper Bow Wow says he hooked up with Kim Kardashian.  Which officially brings the list of black celebrities who haven’t nailed Kim Kardashian to “Ben Vereen and Nelson Mandela.”

-Four percent of people describe airport security as “pleasant.”   We have a name for these people:  sex offenders.