A lot of people resolved to find a new job in 2012.  If that includes you, try to avoid using anything from the Top Things You Shouldn’t Say in a Job Interview.

-You’re brave.  If MY kids looked like that, I’d never display their picture.

-Before we get started, what’s your policy on pants?

-I’m not a morning person.  So, you already owe me an apology for making us meet at 9:00 A.M.

-I don’t have any references from my last job, because they were all raging a-holes.

-Exactly how strict are your sexual harassment policies?

-My worst quality?  I’m lazy, backstabbing, addicted to Internet porn, and I steal office supplies.

-Really?  When I spell “team” it has an “I” in it.