It’s Friday which means we take a look into future news on The Hole News…
-On Sunday:Â After getting crushed by the Patriots 666 – 0, Tim Tebow will become a Satanist.
-One week from now:Â In another sudden move, Lamar Odom will be traded to VH1.
-One week from now:Â Gary Busey will announce that in this year’s presidential election he will be endorsing his lawn mower.
-One week from now:Â Your family will put aside their differences to enjoy a wonderful Christmas season.Â Kidding!Â Vodka and fistfights, y’all!
-Next month:Â Newt Gingrich will stay on top of the polls . . . the polls that ask people “Which candidate looks like he’s made of marshmallows?”
-Next month:Â Snoop Dogg will become the single worst contestant in the history of “The Price is Right” . . . when he refuses to stop giggling and bidding “420.”
December 16, 2011 at 7:23 am | KCAL Crew | No comment