Having a star on Hollywood Boulevard should mean a little restraint in public I think, but not so for Nicolas Cage.  The actor went to jail over the weekend in New Orleans over a crazy dilemma – he forgot where he lived!

Eeenie meenie miney moe…which door?

Cage began arguing with his wife over which apartment they were renting in New Orleans and the situation grew violent outside of a tattoo parlor.  A bystander called the police where it’s said that he taunted the police to arrest him.  And guess what?  They did.  He was charged with domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness.

So who was johnny-on-the-spot to post the $11,000 bail for Cage?

Celebrity criminal finder Dog The Bounty Hunter sped to the New Orleans jail to bail out Nicolas Cage.  The reason Dog stepped up?  His official quote was  “I am a truly dedicated fan of Mr. Cage.”  We could all use a fan like that, huh?

It trips me out that celebrities continue to get drunk in public (and drive but not in this case, thank goodness) when all they have to do is party at home.  Yes, how awful to party in their multi-million dollar home with the fully stocked bar and servants.

Must be tough!  One more time…here’s the mug shot…