A survey of American adults was just released based on the question “Thinking of all the holidays that occur during the calendar year, which one would you say is your favorite?” Read more to get the top ten results and see if any match your answer.

In case you didn’t see it, this was a great goodbye to Steve Jobs on the Colbert Report the other night.

Doritos are one of the most delicious snacks known to mankind, wouldn’t you agree? So it’s only fitting that the man who created them would want to go to his grave with them. But what flavor to choose? Here’s a story that should be read with an open bag of Doritos.

Well, Hurricane Irene came and smashed into the East Coast last weekend (you may have heard of it with all of the massive hype on the cable news stations!). And while it may have been less destructive than the weather people predicted, it did manage to take away something cool that I never even knew we had. I’m talking about The Vagina Tree…

The United States is getting ready to host the royal couple next month. Prince William and Duchess Kate will be here in July and guess where they will visit? California! Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, they walk in to ours. Wills and Kate will be staying in San Francisco first and then off to Yosemite. The guest services in Yosemite are arranging the accommodations and while camping is not on the list, don’t you think it would be funny if they did put the royals up in a tent? Jolly good, old sport! The place they are staying welcomed William’s grandmother. Queen Elizabeth II in 1963. Read more and see how the camping goes in Yosemite.

Immediately following the news last night that a group of U.S. Navy Seals killed Osama bin Laden, the FBI updated their list of the most wanted fugitives. And they changed the status of fugitive #1. That’s all I have for you my friends! ‘Nuff said.

As y’all know by now, 96-7 KCAL Rocks is all about helpin’ a fella in need, but this one hits especially close to Ol’ Lefty’s heart, so I’m askin’ for a favor from my fellow NASCAR fans. If ya don’t know it yet, Alabama and much of the South took a serious whoopin’ from Ma Nature in the form of some wicked twisters this week. Most of Tuscaloosa looks like the picture above, and our buddies at the Red Cross are ready to git ‘er done, but they need the cash.

That’s where we come in. You can wander on over to redcross.org and toss in a few bucks, or if ya know a fellow gear head down that direction, send ‘em over to ‘Dega for an awesome opportunity.

Along witha hefty donation of $100,000 already, Talladega Superspeedway is lettin’ people take their own wheels out on the track for a few hot laps at just $50 a pop. Here’s all the info and such. So tell yer kin down South to tune up that Hemi and git ready to haul some tail on the biggest track in NASCAR. It will git yer heart pumpin, and send some much needed relief to our brothers and sisters in need. Ya may not always be screamin’ for the same guy on Sunday, but race fans are family, and they’d do the same fer us.

Thanks fer listenin’ and keepin’ ‘em in your thoughts.

The twin brothers who claimed that Facebook was their idea didn’t think that $65 million dollars was enough money in a settlement with the company.

Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss were Harvard classmates of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and claimed that he stole their idea for the social network as outlined in the Oscar nominated movie. I find it unbelievable that they had settler’s remorse and asked for the case to be thrown out. Really? Sixty-five million dollars is not enough money?

Applebee’s employees have a lot to explain after serving a 15-month old boy a margarita. How did the parents of the boy find out their kid was sipping alcohol? He kept saying “hi” and “bye” to the wall and then put his head down on the table and fell asleep. Sounds like a buzz to me! However, let’s not make light of the situation since this is a baby we’re talking about. Here’s what happened…

You may have seen this map on your Facebook or Twitter accounts, and you may have seen people FREAKIN’ OUT about it. Don’t be one of those idiots easily misled people. A little research will show you that the logo is ripped off from a legitimate company. The suggested scenario is about as plausible as giant Teletubbies emerging from the Atlantic and laying waste to the entire Eastern Seaboard. Let’s get back to focusing on the real tragedy and lending a helping hand.

Thank you, Zakk Sabbath