Here they are…the shots from the final KCAL Kegger of 2013! And yeah, there are plenty of them featuring the beautiful contestants in the Miss KCAL Rockmate Bikini Pageant (including our new Miss KCAL Rockmate for 2013/2014, Whitney, with STJ above). Check ‘em out and see if you can find yourself. If not, see what you missed and make your plans to join the fun next spring when Kegger Season returns!
Ozzie Osbourne set his home on fire last week while trying to fry bacon for his sandwich. This is the second time this year that the fire department has been called to the Osbourne residence in Beverly Hills. In January they were called when Sharon left a candle lit overnight and set the entire living room on fire!
“The firemen come up, they give us a lecture, and Ozzy’s like: ‘She’s been doing this to me for 32 years! You tell her, you tell her, no more candles!” said Sharon.
Hmm perhaps the Osbourne’s should stay away from all types of fire for now!
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Before the show tonight I was searching the web, pretending to work, when I came across something very interesting! Apparently [...]
Yes, this is just a another seasonal commercial for DirecTV and NFL Sunday Ticket, but it features Eli Manning and Peyton Manning in their own R&B Video.
This is what the NFL means by promote …some NFL players need to take notes….Aaron (cough)Riley (cough cough) HaHa, CHECK IT OUT:
You have to check out this video of this crazy chick pissed off at her husband! Time For A Divorce [...]
July 28, 2013 at 6:48 pm | General Stupidity | No comment
He is the worlds only flame throwing, leather clad, tatted punk warrior who can make Â AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” a little more badass!
Loving yourself is a 100% natural. However, a lecture from your mother, LIKE THIS, is definitley not.
STJ SAYS, “JUST REMEMBER TO HAVE A BLAST!!”
It’s as if Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath had a baby and named it The Glorious One. Whole Lotta Sabbath (Led Zeppelin vs Black Sabbath Mashup) by Wax Audio is the best thing since beer in a bottle. CHECK THIS OUT!!
The Madness has ended! The KCAL Rockers have spoken, and after over a month of voting in head to head match-ups of the Top 64 KCAL Rock Albums of All Time, we have found your favorite…ladies and gentlemen, we give you AC/DC-”Back in Black”!!!
Need a reminder of what is on it?
“Hells Bells” â€“ 5:10
“Shoot to Thrill” â€“ 5:17
“What Do You Do for Money Honey” â€“ 3:33
“Given the Dog a Bone” â€“ 3:30
“Let Me Put My Love Into You” â€“ 4:16
“Back in Black” â€“ 4:14
“You Shook Me All Night Long” â€“ 3:30
“Have a Drink on Me” â€“ 3:57
“Shake a Leg” â€“ 4:06
“Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution” â€“ 4:15
Damn, that is one fine album all the way through!
Only one last piece of business to take care of, and that was to draw a name of one of the thousands of KCAL Rockers that voted over the course of the tournament. So congratulations to Daniel Rehome from Redlands, the winner of all 64 of the contenders from our friends at The Mad Platter in Riverside!
We had some amazingly close battles, and a ton of fun with this contest. Not to mention all of the discussions and arguments it sparked across the Empire. Thank you for all of your votes and participation. You Rock!!!!
People are fretting and panicking over the recent chicken wing shortage. Twenty-six thousand pounds of wings were robbed from a storage facility in Georgia over the weekend. Who keeps their wings in a storage facility? Have you seen the people who frequent those places? I don’t want my wings sitting around in dead Grandma’s old dusty possessions.
I digress…”officials” (who are these people really?) are saying that the chicken population is down by one-percent and there will be fewer wings available to the public for consumption on Sunday for the big game. People are beside themselves over this horrifying, heart-rending news.
They say these numbers will continue to lower until there are no wings left and we’ll have to import our wings from Canada at a higher price. Only the very wealthy will be able to afford and enjoy the delicacy that is Chicken Wings.
People all over will resort to acts of severe desperation. People will start to wing hoard. There will be chickens running around with no wings. People will start to pass off the wings of common birds like blackbirds and finches as chicken wings. Manufactured birds will become the norm. Mayhem will ensue.
The only way to stop this madness is to slowly ween yourself off chicken wings so you don’t go into withdrawal when the shortage happens. Maybe try to visit a chickenadone clinic.