Loving yourself is a 100% natural. However, a lecture from your mother, LIKE THIS, is definitley not.
STJ SAYS, “JUST REMEMBER TO HAVE A BLAST!!”
It’s as if Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath had a baby and named it The Glorious One. Whole Lotta Sabbath (Led Zeppelin vs Black Sabbath Mashup) by Wax Audio is the best thing since beer in a bottle. CHECK THIS OUT!!
The Madness has ended! The KCAL Rockers have spoken, and after over a month of voting in head to head match-ups of the Top 64 KCAL Rock Albums of All Time, we have found your favorite…ladies and gentlemen, we give you AC/DC-”Back in Black”!!!
Need a reminder of what is on it?
“Hells Bells” â€“ 5:10
“Shoot to Thrill” â€“ 5:17
“What Do You Do for Money Honey” â€“ 3:33
“Given the Dog a Bone” â€“ 3:30
“Let Me Put My Love Into You” â€“ 4:16
“Back in Black” â€“ 4:14
“You Shook Me All Night Long” â€“ 3:30
“Have a Drink on Me” â€“ 3:57
“Shake a Leg” â€“ 4:06
“Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution” â€“ 4:15
Damn, that is one fine album all the way through!
Only one last piece of business to take care of, and that was to draw a name of one of the thousands of KCAL Rockers that voted over the course of the tournament. So congratulations to Daniel Rehome from Redlands, the winner of all 64 of the contenders from our friends at The Mad Platter in Riverside!
We had some amazingly close battles, and a ton of fun with this contest. Not to mention all of the discussions and arguments it sparked across the Empire. Thank you for all of your votes and participation. You Rock!!!!
People are fretting and panicking over the recent chicken wing shortage. Twenty-six thousand pounds of wings were robbed from a storage facility in Georgia over the weekend. Who keeps their wings in a storage facility? Have you seen the people who frequent those places? I don’t want my wings sitting around in dead Grandma’s old dusty possessions.
I digress…”officials” (who are these people really?) are saying that the chicken population is down by one-percent and there will be fewer wings available to the public for consumption on Sunday for the big game. People are beside themselves over this horrifying, heart-rending news.
They say these numbers will continue to lower until there are no wings left and we’ll have to import our wings from Canada at a higher price. Only the very wealthy will be able to afford and enjoy the delicacy that is Chicken Wings.
People all over will resort to acts of severe desperation. People will start to wing hoard. There will be chickens running around with no wings. People will start to pass off the wings of common birds like blackbirds and finches as chicken wings. Manufactured birds will become the norm. Mayhem will ensue.
The only way to stop this madness is to slowly ween yourself off chicken wings so you don’t go into withdrawal when the shortage happens. Maybe try to visit a chickenadone clinic.
Have you ever heard of 2cellos? They’re a couple of dudes from Croatia that play dueling cellos to some of the all time great rock tunes. Here they are, joined by the one and only Steve Vai, doing AC/DC’s Highway To Hell. Enjoy!
Wow. You’ve probably seen Christmas light displays set to music before, but probably not quite like this. Check out this display synched to Metallica’s One, Battery, Hit The Lights, Creeping Death, and more…how much time does it take to put something like this together? It may be early in the season, but I think we’ve found our winner!
Here’s one way to make the Thanksgiving visit with the family go a little smoother…make a round of Pumpkin Pie Shooters for everyone!
1 oz of Kahlua coffee liquer
1/2 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/2 ounce of your favorite tequila
Just grab yourself a double shot glass and pour in the Kahlua, then slowly add the Bailey’s to make sure it doesn’t mix with the coffee liqueur, then float the tequila on top of that. Sprinkle a little cinnamon on it, and boom, Uncle Larry’s stories aren’t as tedious as usual!
Jimbo was able to get Christian Okoye, The Nigerian Nightmare’s, last words.
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In case you missed this on Jimmy Kimmel last night!