Need to git down the Vegas strip in a jiff? Just so happens that Tony Stewart is takin’ the wheel of a #14 taxi cab at the MGM in Sin City today. So climb in, strap in, hold on, ‘n shut up… and don’t forgit to tip.
The wreckers were busy on Sunday, but when the ruckus ended and the smoke cleared, ‘Big Daddy’ Jeff Gordon had put away the field and put a 66 race skid to bed. What other fellas made it out of the desert with hides intact? Ya gotta ‘read more’ to git more…
Why in tarnation would a guy named ‘Lefty’ be reportin’ on the straightest racin’ in motorsports? Cuz the NHRA Winternationals are lightin’ up Pomona this weekend, and this reporter has discovered somethin’ about drag racin’ that NASCAR just can’t compete with. Clickity-click on that thar ‘Read More’ button to find out what.
After the whirlwind week down South in Daytona, the boys are headin’ to the Wild Wild West for a duel in the desert. Yeehaw! Lefty’s been prognosticatin’ again, and I’ve got yer preview of what to expect from NASCAR’s race #2 at Phoenix.
The day started out with this thing rollin’ ’round the track, and ended up with this rookie in victory lane. Whooooooweee! It’s the 500, Trevor Bayne Edition! Turns out catchin’ this rookie was like chasin’ a greased hog on a frozen pond. The rest of the boys were busy wreckin’, and the Daytona record book took a whoopin’ as well. Keep readin’ for Race Recap #1 from yer Race Reporter Lefty Turns!
The 2011 NASCAR season kicks off Sunday with the “Great American Race” in Daytona, and I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park! Here’s a quick look-ee-loo at what to expect when the green flag drops, and a tribute to The Intimidator.
When we left off yesterday (about 36 beers ago), we were chattin’ about the new rules and such for the coming NASCAR season. Hit that there ‘MORE’ button fer a few more screwballs fer 2011.
Howdy, y’all! I’m Lefty Turns, yer NASCAR Race Reporter for 96-7 KCAL Rocks! It’s my favorite time of year, so git in, sit down, hold on, and pull those straps tight, cuz it’s time to start those engines and fire up another exciting season of NASCAR!